You help make up lies and conspiracy theories about President Liberal

You tell the Human Resources all sorts of lies about President Liberal, mostly ones you made up yourself. You smoke a couple cigarettes during the interview ignoring the no smoking sign. You put your feet up on the guy's desk. In the end, the guy tells you he loves your Me Me Me attitude but right now the only thing they have for you is a job blogging. You are to hit a list of 70 liberal web sites with a series of forum attacks they give you the talking points on. You can add lib all you want. The idea is to stun the lefties with the many many user names you make up as a mass of angry people who the other side reading to smash their faggot heads in unless they shut up. This job goes on for 18 weeks but then you are laid off. The higher-ups decided it is not working cost-effectively.

  1. Wait ten weeks and return to put in another app
  2. blogging has gotten into your soul now
  3. Get your own website/fake news service