You have a couple shots of brandy and settle in

You and your buddies sit down in front of Tom's 80 inch liquid plasma T V. You watch some porn while pouring shots of brandy for the crew. Its at this time you are bit by a brown recluse spider, but not just any brown recluse, this one's the size of a kitten! You swell up and start puking. You are cold and a headache wrecks your concentration. They rush you to the little medical facility the island sports. You die in the waiting room.

The End