You hate hate hate. Your fucking uncle has a 1980's mullet still! What a loser! Fuck the asshole has a fucking job. What a low life. Worse, you are cut off of all daddy money. Uncle won't give you nothing but room and board. And he makes you do chores for that. Fucking chores, like a peasant. Uncle Mullet says you need to get a job because he is going to start charging you three hundred bucks a week to live here. You tell him to fuck off. He blackens your eye and throws you out. You are carless and homeless with a rich fucking dad. You live on the street about seven hours before committing suicide by jumping off a bridge.
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