You grab the first parachute you find and strap it on. You plunge out the hole, somehow not catching the jagged side and opening yourself up. You fly away from the plane for a few seconds. You pull the cord and you are floating above the world! You have never done this before but you have seen it in endless movies. You coast down, shifting your body weight to alter the fall. You land onto the set of a porno movie. Dozens of nude girls swarm you, stripping you naked and riding you like wild bucking cowgirls. The porn movie becomes huge with your spontainous role.