You gorge yourself on sardines

You can't help but think about all those sardines you have bought. You are very paranoid about somebody else coming in here and taking over, eating your sardines. So you begin pigging out, trying to eat all of them before this happens. What you don't know it that many of these tins are poisoned with a rare but very harmful microbe. If you had only eaten a few of these tins rather than as much as you can force in you would have only been sick and vomited a few times. As it is you have eaten enough to kill four people! You vomit your life out painfully

The End