You go to your den to write

You shake your head sadly as you light a cig and head back to the den. You drink peppermint brandy while trying to write. But visions of your beloved dog sprawled there with it's head torn away disturb you so much you can't concentrate.

• 1 If you do experiments on animals for kicks
• 2 So you go out for a drive
• 3 You need to get more fucked up to let the words flow
• 4 polish off a whole bottle of rum then
• 5 You get a call from Going Stoned. They want to you cover a tour by some band
• 6 Here's when someone tries to kill you