You go to the old cabin your uncle owned

You and a group of two-dimensional cardboard cut out friends decide to hang out at your Uncles old cabin for the weekend for kicks. You pack the bong and some weed and you're off. Here is a list of your buddies:

• Jim Zorn-He is the fat guy with the loopy smile and thick glasses
• Page West-Hot blond bimbo without much mental ability
• Charlie Shank- Football player stud
• Tina Spamangle- Small breasted intellectual lesbian thing
• Pual Amil- He is the token black guy
• Amy Tang- Cute Asian girl with silky hair and flashy smile

⤓ The old cabin your Uncle owned by the Ducks of Fucking.

• 1 The Goblin gets somebody
• 2 There is a sex scene
• 3 You get seperated from the group
• 4 You try to get layed the whole time
• 5 Conflicts start up right away
• 6 Arrive and unpack