You go to Freehab

Your life is a dirty drug that has taken all you have and now its taking your health. You start shopping around for a alternative. The only thing you can afford is this liberal donation camp for drug addicts. Its called FreeHab. You sign up and you spend three months there. You live off the land with the other freaks. You grow veggies and harvest mushrooms. You clean up ditches and parks. You do zen exorcises for body and mind. At the end of your stint you have beaten the crack demon and you are ready to start your life again....