You get into your full body red latex Devil costume. Your are wearing nothing underneath. Your nipples and cock in balls reveal every wrinkle and bump. Your face is painted red and you have goat like horns glued to your scalp. You look pretty sexy wicked in the mirror. You put a twelve pack in the passenger seat and you drive your car boat up the millsberry river. You drink three beers and you are feeling good. But up ahead three young toughs from Moloch county are standing on the bridge shooting ducks. They see you boating by dressed like Satan and they take offense. You don't sacrilege against they're dark lord! They all three raise the shotguns and fire! Your beer cans explode spraying foam everywhere. Your rear view mirror shatters and a round goes into the water. Your boat car goes under the bridge. You spin it around and take off the direction you came from to fake them out. They expected you to come out the other way. They hear the car purring away full throttle. They run to the other side of the bridge and they fire! Buck shot catches the back of your head ripping knuckles of flesh away and blowing your devil horns into the water. You get away, other shots fire but now you are out of range and bleeding onto your red costume.