You go after K D Laing next

The OFTL has a open contract out on that K D Laing fagbitch. Two hundred thousand dollars! Shoot her dead collect your bread. You head to WAshington A C where you plan to do the deed. But then you learn she was assassinated in South Carolina! Some other agent beat you to the kill and collected the cash.

1. You get a contract on the Shunting
2. You get a contract to take out Phil Lectrum
3. You get paid to dig up Ludwig Van Oblivion and shit on his skull taking video of it
4. someone offers you four bucks to yell FUCK YOU by Andrew McFing