You get your own metal yard stick

You go to TallMart but they have no metal yard sticks, only plastic ones. You go to Tarpit and they have one flimsey metal yard stick, but it can do no serious damage. You go to the expensive professional art supplys store. They have sturdy metal yard sticks but they are not sharp. You buy one of them anyway. It costs twenty eight bucks. It had better be worth bounceing a check over.

• 1 You sharpen the metal yard stick by rubbing the edge of it along the sidewalk
• 2 You create a metal yard stick chucking device
• 3 You seek out a nun now
• 4 You become a painter
• 5 sneak into a convent now ready for bloody action
• 6 study the nun's activities like a hunter studies game