You win the lotto and are selected to paint the pig red!
The Maze Pig Chase is one of the biggest events in Urfictite County. Sponsored by The Red Pig Tavern this is one event where no one in town is sober. Things happen at the Pig Chase that are never talked about again. It is part of the sort of raunchy underbelly of the Bible Belt.
You grab the large brush and slop the greasy red paint on to the pig. A slippery messy pig he is indeed, the red paint is mixed with such thick grease it hangs off in shinny blobs.
As you stand there admiring your work you are suddenly struck by the lack of applause. The master of ceremonies announces that there were two winning lotto tickets!
The crowd parts and your lifelong rival Harry Buck walks up right next to you holding a second winning ticket!