You get out your guitar to start the tequilla dance

You do a stylish duck-walk as you play the tequila dance with only power chords from your amplified electric guitar, the windows are shaking with the sonic impact. You do other crazy dances vaguely based on Mexican dances that you have seen on television, but mostly your own groove and style.

• 1 If dancing burns the toxins away
• 2 Your belly starts swelling
• 3 Others join your dance
• 4 If a cop shows up to bust you for public dancing
• 5 Somehow you get away with it
• 6 a brief explanation of what this dance leads up to