You get another member, this one knows marital arts

You hire this shaven head libertarian who claims to be a third degree black belt in two forms of martial arts. He also sings for the band. Not too good but acceptable. And next time the Relentless all night polka band dare fuck with your group they will be sorry. Although they still outnumber your band two and a third to one. Two weeks later it happens again. The pollka nazis just take the stage half way through your lame set. You charge at them screaming, knowing the singer has your back. But he don't he and the rest of the band run away leaving you on your own. That night you are killed by a blow to the head by a swung trombone.

The End