Black Peter is Santa's twin brother. But he gives no gifts. He gives you a beating with his cane if you where bad.
Well you where bad! You voted Republican and you hate other races and religions. You hate gays and environmentalists who just want to help the world be a better place. That's bad alright.
So Black Peter decides to crawl down your fireplace and pay you a painful visit. His only mistake is that you are not a kid. When he confronts you your not in bed. You are watching porn on cable TV with a beer in your hand. You keep a handgun within hand's reach all the time around the house. You pick up your .32 wallmart special and you action it back. Black Peter is running back up the fireplace before you given get a chance to pull the trigger. He never comes back.