You get a really nice black and green stratocaster for your birthday. You don't have an amp but it has a build it headphone slot. You play and play along with your favorite songs. Your getting descent and you start pestering your parents for guitar lessons. You writing song lyrics too. None of them are any good yet.
The bad news is they make you see a child shrink because of your crazy behavior. The shrink says you have three major mental disorders. Ones that tend to grow worse with age.