You are a hero so you get a job on AirForce one as a private air guard to President Liberal. The first mutant President is hated and feared by the extreme right. He has made inbreeding illegal and they are up in arms. Bringing guns and mega phones to town hall meetings to out scream any other others, Talking revolt. Sure enough one of the pres corp flying along with the President turns out to be a christian warrior of the militant group God's Sword. He has a cell phone squirt gun that sends a high pressure spray of a new kind of high power acid. He gets it out in a threatening motion that has a couple of the President's young intellectual private army stepping in front of him. They take the first spray and the acid eats through flesh and bone, horrible smell of fizzling flesh and blood curdling screams. You run fast and you jump into the plane wall running two steps along it then flipping your foot into the man's face. He falls backwards and the second spray eats through the glass of the seat window behind President Liberal. The man is getting back up and you recognize him, it's Pawn Hannity if Faux news. He lets lose a fierce snarl and he lunges at you. You do a backwards flip catching him in the chest with your kick. Again he falls and you are on him this time with three quick swings and you force him into a restrained hold. The liberal news crew members kick him around a little after you get him tied up. You are bigger hero now! The President names a day after you and there's going to be a gigantic statue of you built in your home town!