You fly a bunch of midgets to a squirrel roping convention

Nothing like a plane full of drunk rowdy midgets to make you wish you where dead. Stewardesses are raped and beaten. The little bastards break into the liquor cabinet and help themselves. They are trying to bash into the cockpit. You and the air marhsall are inside there waiting with handguns.

• 1 The left wing catches on fire
• 2 The midgets get drunker and wilder
• 3 You open the cabin door and blast away at the little bastards
• 4 You surrender to the midgets
• 5 they are trying to bring the plane down
• 6 use the only parachute on the plane to exit