
Good fortune smiles and presents you with an unbelievable opportunity: all the guardbots you could ever need at radically discount prices, direct to you from Three Stars Manufacturing Company factories in the Sichuan province of China. In the literature — though you cannot read it, as most of it is in Chinese, you are assured via email that it is all above board — you see that these are some really great robots too, fully-featured with spinning sword attachments and flame-thrower eyes, designed to look like the famous Terracotta soldiers. There is even one that is a Giant Golden Buddha, using what appear to be low frequency broadcasts to render potential trespassers unconscious (silver and jade colour options also available). You immediately place an order for five high-end Terracotta guardbots, paying for the fastest shipping available.
| 1. | There are problems at customs with your guardbot shipment |
| 2. | Three Stars pushes you to order more guardbots than you need |
| 3. | Three Stars is very interested in helping you develop your business |