You find a baby Bigfoot

You are deep in the forest, looking for tree jackers when you here a strange cry of a baby animal. But the cry reminds you in some odd way of a human baby. You search it out. You find a wounded ape like creature infant. About forty pounds, small but squat, thick bodied. You think it must be a baby Bigfoot! Your head lights up with visions of fortune and fame for finding this little creature. You pick it up and it struggles and screams in fear. You try to hush it like a human baby, and have you normal lack of success at that.

You are carrying the baby bigfoot, restraining it's head to prevent a nasty bite from it's wicked looking teeth when you suddenly hear a powerful roar that sounds like a fucking cave bear! You know what to expect now, you start to put the baby on the ground so you can draw your handgun. But loud crashes sound from the trees as a enraged bigfoot mother, all three hundred and thirty pounds of her rush at you. You shoot the beast twice in the chest and then its on you, ripping out your throat and then tearing your arm off and your torso apart.

The End