You fail to hack into the computer using the christitan718 user ID

No only have you failed to hack the computer but you have as you tried to leave find yourself quite pierced by long toxick spines that have grown out of the hack passage that is now taking on the unseemly texture of tube of angry quivering flesh. You have unleashed the traps set many years ago by Chris Titan, much like land mines can sit undisturbed until some kid is forced to plow the field and blows their leg off or worse. You will wish you had it as easy as that kid when you are done working out the spines. They cause excruciating agony as the barb works its way through the meat of a body. Spiral jagged barbs that are very difficult to remove with surgery.

The flowerett scalpel technique, developed by Dr. Titan while designing/breeding the spines that he had imported from some Aldebaran black market smugglers, is still the best approach and involves making spiral cuts like a flower petal, it destroys a lot of tissue but a direct approach only worsens the barb. It sort of tightens and gathers the tissue around it into a small hard ball, it is very painful. Surgery has generally come to be regarded as useless.