One brisk morning while you are standing near the edge of the water and fishing you spot a large slimy mass rising from the lake. It is some slimy green black creature. It has many numerous tentacles and black basic looking eyes all over it! This must be the Lake Crump Monster you have heard about! A horrible looking thing. It looks primal. From the dawn of time! You remain still and watch it for a few minutes. A hole opens up on top of its round body and it starts slurping in air slowly. The creature slowly swells to fifty percent larger in size. Then it seals the hole and slides back under the waters. You don't fish anymore that day.