You plod alone through the wilderness. Little to eat and snow to hold in your mouth and shiver till it melts to drink. You are strong though and the wilderness becomes a new home. You learn to survive just fine. You learn to fly on your own from eating the numerous amanita mushrooms that grow here. You stay high on them. Then one day you see the Grinch busy stealing christmas. You follow him to his lair where he is stashing stolen toys. You go back to Santa's village, even though you have been banned for eating mushrooms in non ritualistic ways. You are arrested. You keep demanding to see Santa. Santa takes a bit of time off his insanely busy day to talk to you. You tell him about the Grinch and his layer's location. Santa sends a troop of toy soldiers to liberate the toys and kill the Grinch in a extended and bloody battle. You are welcomed back to the village. You are now a hero and allowed to eat all the mushrooms you want. You also take on three wives. You win the whole picture. You are a winner reindeer!
The Happy Ending
⤓ Egg Nog keg party played live at the Hole in the hole in the wall by the Anwar Salad Duo