As the rainbow angel flies back to Heaven, you are left at a loss as to how to take his warning. Chalk it up to an empty stomach, having not eaten anything for a while. Low blood sugar is never good, and you have just the thing to fill you up: a big jar of Cult Spread!
Two slices of whole-wheat bread, a slice of cheese, a little cabbage and onion, and Cult Spread. Yum. As you bite down for that first, delicious chomp, you notice the image on the Cult Spread jar: a rainbow over a bright sun, a big hand reaching out of the clouds, holding out a scroll with the words "CULT SPREAD" on it in classic golden letters, the slogan "Tastes Sweet! For a Good Eat!" underneath. It reminds you of something, but you aren't sure what, and the flavour is just melting in your mouth, so delicious, that you soon forget the thought entirely.