You are drinking more and more beer. More beer then you can buy for you are stealing it. People on the lake are getting enraged by not being able to keep beer around without some asshole kicking in the door and stealing it. So they agree to poison the beers and leave them to be taken. You fall for it. You steal some beer and float around your car boat. Content to fish and sip away. You belly starts hurting. Starts hurting bad and you are puking over the side. Puking blood. Your face as gone white as a ghost. Your car keeps sailing across the water as you puke. It slams into the shore and the wheels carry it on until it hits a tree and stops. Your heart is seizing now. You dry heave when the vomit runs out. Only stringy strand of blood are coming up. You feel so hot and then your heart finally stops and you go into shock and die.
The End