You do not actually bother getting a sign

You don't get a sign fuck those cunts. You, in fact get a sign from the other side of the political divide and proudly pound it into your yard for all to see. You wake up groggy late one night. You heard a sound in your house that spooks you. you reach for your handgun you keep on the nightstand but its gone, as is your cell phone. You get up freaking out, you try to flip on the light but it makes no light, nor does your bedroom light. What the fuck? You open the bedroom door and grope your way down the dark hall. You hear someone at the other end of the hall say "Fuck you commie Nazi Socialist big government tax whore!". You hear the gunshot but you are dead before you can react.

The End