Fuck Shame! You do a slow strip tease dance tour of the house. Naked in what was someone else's home before you planted your flag here. You are ransacking the place looking for porn mag. Nothing under the bed. There is a feeling about this house like no one has been here for a few weeks before you arrived but the electricity and cable TV is still go. You raid the ice box for its treasure of three beers. Still no porn mags. You go for a piss. You over turn the clothes hamper and yes! A vintage 1970's big pubic hair porn mag!