You decide to only play Mutant Jazz covers

You and the band learn songs like Infictive county rain and Oh Shunts! You are not too good though. The band gets a couple gigs where you are boo'd off the stage. The band dissolves into despair and drunkenness. You end up killing yourself by huffing the whole cat food till its fume free. You brain whirls pukes and ceases. You die a vegetable. Its the best thing that ever happened to you.

The End