You decide that Mystery X is stealing your ideas

"Why would you do this to me, X?" you moan to yourself, now so full of sadness. You must be firm in your resolve. You have to figure this out, but it only causes you to become even more confused. You know that he is somehow stealing ideas that you've only just now had, before you were aware you had them... and that doesn't even make sense. More importantly, how do you stop him from stealing any more of your ideas?


  1. Wait, you are Mystery X!
  2. You decide to build a device that will prevent your thoughts from being stolen
  3. You take a vow of silence and swear to never speak aloud ever again
  4. You take a vow of illiteracy and swear to never be able to read again
  5. You decide that two can play at this game and start stealing ideas from the wiki for your own use
  6. You realise suddenly that these thoughts aren't your own