You contract Titan Labs for some flying decoy reindeer
Around the end of October when the training begins for the Christmas run you get a great idea! Those fucking poachers and hunters want to shoot your flying kind down to make trophy's out of. And the flying reindeer only fly through the use of the fly agaric mushroom. So the meat of the flying reindeer is a powerful drug. This drug fills the horns of the reindeer so the horns are a substance that can be smoked for a buzz. Why not get robot reindeer to fly fake slieghs as decoys so the the rednecks are distracted! You talk it over with Santa. He gives you a seventeen thousand dollar budget. You call up Otto, a rep of Titan industry's. You ask if they could make many fake reindeer to fool the rednecks and sharp shooters of the world. You tell them what you want and what you have to spend and the time line. Those three factors manifest as these crazy looking spinal dogs with burlap reindeer camo. These dogs are rotting and smelly but the spines still light up with juice from the car battery's in the sled and they fly! Titan personally programs in the master flight path patterns for Santa's flight. Five hundred decoys fly over a area with Santa, they don't land, they swirl about the areas in hard to hit patterns and draw fire. Only one shot is fired at Santa's sled this year. It grazes the side of the sled. Three spinal dog sleds are brought down the rest return home to be burned in a big pile for new year's day. Santa gives you a medal for this one!
