You consider getting some crime on

You want money now and you don't fuck around. Fuck fucking around. You walk into the convenience store at the corner where everyone knows you. You don't give a fuck. You drag the gun out of your pants, the trigger catches your penis and it hurts. You level the gun at the cashier. Just then your old foe Sigal Hasterson walks in for a two litter of pepsi and some breath mints. He turns white when he sees you holding the gun. You fire three times into his chest and belly and Sigall falls dead, never regaining his color. This gets the cashier filling Your bag quicker and you collect three hundred bucks and two energy drinks. You get the fuck out. Hauling ass you speed off in the car you stole earlier today. A police man happens to cross your path and he tries to pull you over for speeding. Its a high speed chase now. This goes on for forty five minutes at speeds of up to one hundred and ten miles an hour. It ends with you losing control of your car and the car rolling twenty times before exploding into flames against a cement truck. You die on the third roll.

The End