This seems weird. Competing rides? A brightly lit taxi or a suspicious dark van? This is some kind of setup. Obviously you're going to be judged by which ride you choose. The only way to win is not to play. You stand there, crossing your arms. Neither vehicle moves.
You're fused with the sidewalk again. You feel a sudden flush of vitality as you're reconnected with your missing organs. You feel more of yourself migrating down into the cement, though. It's not a bad feeling, actually. You could live with this.
The End... unless you have additional plans, now that You are a sidewalk