You challange them to a death match, one member at a time

"I'm here to kill you motherfuckers", You boast. "Come on, lets have a go at your strongest player, one on one death match style!", You challange with waving hands. All three charge you. Scrimm shoves you down hard Blackstreak is picking up a bass guitar and hefting it over his head. Motley kicks you once in the belly on the way down. You roll to avoid Scrimms kick at your genitalias and Fredrich Blackstreak brings the bass guitar arcing down to crack its body on your head. All goes red then black. You wake up three weeks later in the hospital. You have no memory of your former life and massive brain damage.