You can't fire me I quit

As that special time of year rolls closer they work you harder and harder. They decided no more breaks. Fourteen hours of work and no breaks. And very hard work at that. You are reaching the breaking point. Your boss Munts Carlie starts yelling at you to work faster, you are getting behind. You say "Fuck you asshole. You can't fire me I quit, seems I don't fit in". You turn to walk away and hope glints in many repressed elvin worker's eyes. Munts sees this and he knows he has to act harsh and now. He pulls out a handgun and he blasts a round into the back of your head. You walk free till dead.

The End