You calmly eat the oatmeal

You have a spoonful of oatmeal. It's hot and it's really, really good. The flavors are subtle, intermingling, wonderful. You've had oatmeal before.

Oh my god.

1. You've had oatmeal before.
2. You've never had oatmeal before.
3. You remember how the President's going to be assassinated