This is your big break! You put everything into it. You buy this wild looking skull bodied white bass done up so its neck looks like thigh bones. A fantastic instrument! You proudly carry it home when some jealous gay liberal tree hugger commie freaks out seeing your ultra bass. You laugh at him and give him the finger. Dude pulls a gun out of his pants and he points it at you. "You don't have the guts pussy!", You laugh. He starts shooting at you. One, two three bullets fly wide and slam into the store front window behind you. Another and another fly wide and you grin. The last one gets you right between the eyes and you fall back dead but still grinning.