You buy a sax and start your own mutant jazz band

You love your job working for Mystery X. You are currently doing a spoken word album with Andrew McFing. You go to a party he throws and get really fucked up on five different drugs. You meet mutant jazz lovers who want to start a band with you. You agree and collect cell phone numbers. You sell your guitar the next day to buy a saxophone. You begin calling the people up and gathering up a band. In three weeks you are ready to go. You already have a gig lined up at the Infected Rat. Your band is called The Libby Boys. Here is the band's line up.

• You-Saxophone
• Mleggs Jixon-on drums (Mollkin)
• Frosh Stabine-on trombone (Mollkin)
• Todd Cree-on saxophone
• Clarence Mollich-on violin
• Mucks Gillipee-on bassoon (Mollkin))
• Albert Porter-on bass tuba
• Kenny Ash-on trumpet

• 1 You play at the Rat
• 2 You cram in extra hours of reheasal before the gig
• 3 You record a song at the Marching Mushrooms Studio for a potential C D spot
• 4 Your band plays at keg partys in the red hills
• 5 You get a job doing music for the low budget film, Jazz Zombies
• 6 You are doing all kinds of dope about now

⤓ Tomatoe Beer by the Libby Boys.