Born with a tart sense of irony you start hooking up with gays you meet online and then kidnapping them to summon Jesus in a complex magical ritual alongside a group of atheists you abducted at gunpoint when they were leaving No God Fest 13'. They are all cultists brain washed and chanting day and night for Jesus to come. But the project fails and a couple atheists escape to summon a group of agnostic vigilantes. You barely escape alive. You need to think up another angle.