You break in while shes at home

Ha ha! You make a special scary costume to scare the piss out of her! It's a bondage looking leather thing with the crotch naked, flapping penis bare. You are going to go in there and rape the lord right out of her. Leave her a used up husk, sucked away of all her vital life force and left to turn gray and wither. Ha ha!

You wait till late late at night when all goodly nun bitches should be asleep. You start trying windows until you find one you can pry open. You slip yourself in all careful slow and quiet. Like a ninja with his cock bouncing nakedly.

You creep through the dark house. the floor boards creek once, but only once, and you wait six minutes before moving again when it happens.

You have found the bedroom. The door is open a crack. You slowly etch your way over to peer through the crack at a big brass water bed. There is no one in the bed. You pause when you hear the floor board creek where you made it creek earlier. You quickly scan for a place to hide. There's no where but behind that bedroom door. You push it open slow and careful but CREEEEEEEEEEK! You hear loud foot steps coming your way. You look around the bedroom. The yard stick is not in it's case! You hide under the bed. You hear foot steps enter the room. The bedroom door closes and locks. Then silence. The nun must be standing there not moving. Why are you so scared of a nun? Then you hear a shotgun action back. " I know your under the bed sinner!", A stern voice says.