You become the major sex symbol of this decade without a name

You become the hot sex icon. Everybody want to shag you, and so many do. You have sex with one thousand partners in one year. This explains why your dick stings and drips green ooze now. You go to the doctor and he cures you up, but it's no sex for six months!

  1. replace sex with large doses of drugs at this time
  2. replace sex with food during this time
  3. Chris Titan joins the band