You attempt to get a job as a fluffer

So you get a job as a fluffer for a gay film company. You are not gay, but hey you are a professional. You suck dick like you want yours sucked. You easily keep the stars hard between scenes. Your charming personality and dream filled glow gets you a job as the directer of a short series of extremely successful gay adventure films. The hero's fuck and suck kick and shoot threw obstacles in a two hour guy by the seat of your pants flick.

The results are enough money to film a full length hetro porn movie staring yourself as the guy who gets blow jobs and pussy constantly. The movie nets you a few million and you are big time now.