You are worried that you've accidentally surfed into the DarkNet

You click a few links, trying to get to the bottom of this Otto Pilot Traffic Machine, only to hit a red link, creating a series of pop-up errors that say scary things like "You cannot use an e-mail address!" and "You talk to yourself while jerking it, so it's free!" and "That belongs to an existing PayPay account!" and X-Scam-Status: Reqd:5.0 Hits:2.3UNWANTED_FILTHY_BODY=YES and, and, and... they don't stop! Some of them even display your name and search history! What is going on here? THERE IS NO REASON FOR THEM TO HAVE THIS KIND OF ACCESS!

Have you accidentally surfed into the DarkNet? Could that be it? You don't know for sure what the DarkNet is, but it sounds horrible. You've got to get offline!

1. You quickly unplug your computer and pull the modem out of the wall
2. You slam shut your laptop and decide to never speak of this incident again
3. You look around for a contact form for Titan Industrys so you can complain