After a horrible mass killing of Americans on the fateful date of 11-9 the people have been demanding that Hassan I Sabbath be brought to justice. The country is near revolution, Sabbath must be caught. They are so desperate they even hire you. It takes you fourteen days to find Hassan. You find out he is hiding out on the Bush ranch, sipping tea and masturbating to gay porn. They capture him and the country does not split up. The Bush administration is put behind bars for its crimes against humanity and you now have your smiling face on a stamp! You just plain win it all!
The End