You are taken into the custody of Men in Black

"This man is perfectly sane. What he is not is perfectly American!" declares an agent of some unnamed bureau, a legal enforcer of dubious qualification. You are escorted roughly out of lock-up, removed from the care of your psychiatrists, and loaded into the back of a black Cadillac!

"Hey, man! This is unconstitutional!" you cry, struggling now that you realize where you are. "I got my rights!"

"Shut the fuck up," roars a throaty voice, unseen behind black glass. "You'll do exactly what you're told or we'll kill you right now."

Glowing yellow gas begins to fill the back seat, coming from all around you! You go to open the door, ready to jump out no matter how fast it is going, but find no handles! A few attempts to break the glass prove futile as you collapse, unconscious!

The car speeds on.


  1. You are locked up in a dark cell, somewhere far from home
  2. You get slapped around by some MIBs, demanding to know the source of your tek
  3. You wake up in a swamp, bloodied, several feet from the burning remains of the car
  4. You wake up in a surgical ward with no arms
  5. You bust up some faces and beat a retreat at the first opportunity
  6. You're saved from torment at the hands of the MIB by the crew of a UFO