You are offered OFTL membership

You accept as soon as a offer to join the OFTL comes around. It takes about eight months at your job. A man likes your handshake and he gets you in. Now you pay only eighty cents a gallon at the pump using the special OFTL gas card you get in the mail. No wonder they can afford to drive those mega-SUV's around.

  1. vote as your told
  2. hate as your told