You are a legend. A superstar. A stud. You are Dick Davis, inventor of the "fuckflip". But it's not so cool being Dick Davis right now. For he is serving a four month jail term for getting busted for bulk prescription meds and for "Doctor shopping" to obtain more meds.
In fact it sucks being a hot male porn star in jail. No raping yet, but only because you are martial art trained and you have fought off any advances.