You are confined to a wheelchair for awhile

Your bone marrow damage will take a while to repair. You cannot risk walking because your legs might break. You gotta take everything slow and careful. You are provided a four wheel drive wheelchair to go about your job chores with.

  1. You grab girl's asses in your chair hoping they will feel sorry for you and not slap
  2. start drinking a gallon of milk an hour to re up your bonely infrastructure