You spend three days in a near-death delirium. You write endless messages to yourself while in this state. Another employee of the happy camp finds you when he checks to see why your front door has been hanging open for over a day. You recover in the hospital. When you return you find you have written lottery numbers in magic marker on your walls. You have written yourself detailed advice. You use the lotto numbers and win hundreds of millions of dollars. You followed your own written advice and you live a long happy healthy life.
You Win win Win