You'll remember Duncan, you never ever forget a face

"If things stay weird give me a call.", Duncan hands you his cell phone number. Printed on a card with strange runic symbols and spidery glyphs.

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1. You lose the card shortly after ordering a burger n fries
2. Sinkholes begin opening up all over town
3. Things stay weird
4. What's his face?
5. When you read the card the words change each reading
6. go get some cultspread and sandwich supplies