You tell the men to stay back a while and use the cover of dark to see what is going with the island at night. You yell for some rum and a meager beggar brings you some. Boy that's good. The rum is strong yet smooth. You continue to drink more rum until you throw up. You feel better after throwing up and start drinking more wine. Suddenly your ship is overtaken by pigmy bastards!! You stumble down to your room and pass out. Your men fight valiantly but your ship is sunk by the pigmy bastards. You...