Yell for some rum. All this running has made your throat parched

You tell the men to stay back a while and use the cover of dark to see what is going with the island at night. You yell for some rum and a meager beggar brings you some. Boy that's good. The rum is strong yet smooth. You continue to drink more rum until you throw up. You feel better after throwing up and start drinking more wine. Suddenly your ship is overtaken by pigmy bastards!! You stumble down to your room and pass out. Your men fight valiantly but your ship is sunk by the pigmy bastards. You...

  1. Wake up over a fire while the pigmys are cooking you alive
  2. Wake up to the pigmys chanting to you as their lord and savior
  3. You are put into a container that shrinks your head while you are still alive
  4. You wake up to a sexy looking pigmy. Although her face is grey and withered, shrunken, shes hot!
  5. You are to be sacrificed on the next full moon